{Tyvek - Frustration Rock}
Every morning this dude runs. He does it to not be fat and to buy the sweet gear that runners have. Reflective and tight and a lot of times too small (the shorts have built-in underwear I think— if they don’t they should). This dude decides one day that he’s really unhappy and that he also wants to be on TV. He decides that he is going to run something like a shit load of distance as a path to both serenity and TV-stardom. He will train. He will eat oatmeal and shit oatmeal. He will swim (because it’s better for you than running). He will do this for maybe like 17 days then he will be ready.
