I’m tired of agencies posing as “interactive”. You really need those 16 JS files? Like calling myself an illustrator bc I can hold a pencil.
I’m tired of agencies posing as “interactive”. You really need those 16 JS files? Like calling myself an illustrator bc I can hold a pencil.
Sorry - it’s just been getting on my nerves lately.
Can anyone suggest a good alternative to GoDaddy? I know I’ve seen some good suggestions before, just can’t find or remember them. Thanks.
“URGENT! Remove email address and add a contact form.” (Takes down email and adds form, very fast.) “URGENT! Put it back like it was!” :/
Part 2 - “URGENT! No, no. We were mistaken. Put it back like it was before we told you to put it back. We are taking very strong drugs.”
1) Welcome to my world. 2) Newspapers suffer a similar deficiency of taste. http://is.gd/VbOj
{Sunset Rubdown - Insane Love Is Awakening}
Go to the zoo because do you know what? There are lions there. Do you know what else? They are fucking lazy but also mean as shit. And they have flies on them, in their fur and around their heads. But that doesn’t seem to phase them. Not really at all. The people staring at them do not seem to phase them either, not even the fat ones or the ones in zebra costumes. The zookeeper with the taser, he phases them, but they keep cool because they know that one day they will tear him apart and eat him. They are patient. One of them has huge balls.
Here is a picture of an even sharper machete. http://mtile.us/snf
I know this all too well. RT @DeLarryUs: Is Your Website SNOWED? (Stakeholders’ Needs Overwhelm Web Experience Design) http://ow.ly/aXhZ
{Tyvek - Frustration Rock}
Every morning this dude runs. He does it to not be fat and to buy the sweet gear that runners have. Reflective and tight and a lot of times too small (the shorts have built-in underwear I think— if they don’t they should). This dude decides one day that he’s really unhappy and that he also wants to be on TV. He decides that he is going to run something like a shit load of distance as a path to both serenity and TV-stardom. He will train. He will eat oatmeal and shit oatmeal. He will swim (because it’s better for you than running). He will do this for maybe like 17 days then he will be ready.
